I have a sick sense of fashion

And I mean sick the old fashioned way, nausea-inducing, not as a synonym for wonderful, fabulous, kick-ass.
When I got home from work Tuesday afternoon (my boss sent me home so I wouldn't contaminate anyone else) the only thing I could think of was crawling into bed with many layers on to combat the fever chills.
Do you see the problem with that, based on the following picture?