Please take a moment to go and bestow birthday salutations upon Mr. Doo, the cat who, in just 4 short years, has become 99.99999% pure evil. Trust me, it's probably in your best interest to do this, you don't want to be on his shit list when he gets that last 0.00001%.
Mr. Doo's official biography:
Mr. Doo, whose first name is Fez, is the Shrone's baby. He is spoiled with cheap 50¢ cans of tuna that are dispensed to him almost every time he swarms in the kitchen. His mission in life is to receive as much love and attention as possible, but only after he has solidified his plan of Total World Domination and killed The Smudge.
He celebrates his birthday on February 12th, though his exact birthdate is unknown. He weighs as much as a good-sized Christmas ham. He will be 4 years old on his next birthday.
He is a proficient escape artist capable of making himself paper thin. He sticks his head out of the cat door to spy on the world and find his next victim. He can be seen impersonating a gargoyle out on the deck above the circular driveway. He has no fear. He has multiple nicknames: Mr. Tang, The Insistant, Fuzz Monkey, Monkey Butt, and Evil Beast. His evil rating is at 99.99999% pure.