Whee! I'm a Shrone!

I got back from SnB tonight and found this.

"Dear Pam,

I'm pleased to inform you that your nomination for Shronedom has been reviewed and approved! Please accept my Shrone-welcome at becoming the first nominee selected as a esteemed recipient of The Bona Fide Shrone Award! I've determined that you possess many of the salient characteristics of a Shrone! Here are the reasons why you are a Shrone:


1. You own a sock monkey!

2. You are a Scorpio, have a tattoo, love the word spinster, and bestow love to a doggie because you're allergic to kitties and would have a kitty if you weren't.

3. You have a kind and generous heart.

4. You've got a wickedly divine sense of humor coupled with amazing creativity (I refer to Tinkle Bell, the Happy Bladder).

5. Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!

6. You are unknowable.

7. You know what it is like to have very serious health problems.

8. You possess a degree in Biochemistry which means at any moment you could set up your own evil laboratory and become a mad scientist with plans for Total World Domination.

9. You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!

10. You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Yours in Shronedom,
Lori"

What is a Shrone?

It's like being asked to sit at the cool kids table during lunch period.

Thank you Lori for gracing me with this honor.

Now please excuse me, I must go create a crochet pattern for a doomsday device.