Sunday, May 15, 2005

Is your refrigerator running?

Ring Ring
"Hello?"
giggle snort whisper giggle
"HELLO DO-YOU-WANT-TO-BUY-A-PIZZA-YOU'VE-WON-A-HUNDRED-DOLLARS"
giggle

Today's youth have no idea how to make a coherent prank phone call. I blame the liberal media. Or maybe MTV.

Or, just possibly, the children in Phoenix are just stupid. Unless they were long distance phone calls, in which case some kids in EBF, Iowa are going to have some 'splaining to when the phone bill comes in.

"Honey, who do we know in Chandler Arizona? And why did we call them 5 times in 10 minutes?"

1 comment:

sara said...

Here here!! youth of today have no idea how to break rules. It's the "you-will-be-assimilated" culture of the schools (I'm I teacher, I know what I'm talking about LOL). It drives me nuts when I kid makes eye contact with me then passes a note to their friend...in the open. idiots.