Friday, October 14, 2005


This has been popping up everywhere lately. Google "[your name] needs" and list the best results.

Pam needs to eat after all
Pam needs to open her damn mouth
Pam needs a tester to ensure the system looks complete
Pam needs no teaching in the art of beer drinking
Pam needs to get her facts straight (and her head out of her ass)

PAM is also a pretty common acronym as you can see...
PAM* needs to be agitated thoroughly
PAM* needs turbulence
PAM** needs to know the report density
PAM***needs to be configured
pam**** needs to be trimmed

*Polyacrlyamide (a water soluble polymer used to bind soil)
** The managing application for access control???
*** Linux Pluggable Authentication Modules
****something to do with book binding

But the best one?
Pam needs a man!
explanation point and all. Ok so they were talking about Pamela Anderson but the sentiment still applies...


Sarah said...

Good luck with the whole MAN thing.

Luscious Gracious said...

kiki needs eric to start listening to her (damn that eric) and steve needs adult diapers. ah fortune-telling. mary recommends typing in "failure" instead of needs.